In Washington, DDW's roving reporter, Rabbi McGuillicutty is shown here offering an alternative to the suggestion being made by Monica Loonsky to the President
NUTS lab produces Giant Birds, first for hunting. Next as part of his Change
The Course, plan, introduce giant raptors to deftly and quietly extract terrorists
from Mountain hideouts in Iraq, Afghanistan and North Dakota.
The 1991 Holiday Dogument: Details of a Classic hunting dog, pointing not one but 4 pheasants nearly completely hidden in a field.
Sacagawea joins the search for Osama Bin Ladin along with weapons of mass destruction, both said to be hidden in the high mountains of Montana
Pictured above, somewhere in Cuba, Raz M'Taz and an Ivory Bill Woodpecker ( "Lord God Bird" ) . A secret Rendition plan by Rumsfeld & Cheney to bring back to Louisiana remaining Ivory Bills as part of Katrina disaster relief plan.
Dogumentary of 1998 Super Bowl: Raz M'Taz recommends National Consort election for the President to conincide Super Bowl Half Time Extravaganza.
DDW's current editor in chief, Sacagawea, sniffs out the Europen view on the latest American Fads
French and Germans, "Western" movies
with actors such as John Wayne and Clint Eastwood have been a popular
rage. The fascination began in the early part of the last century
when the famous French troubadour, Monsieur Tom Mix first sang
commercials on French radio for The national French breakfast -
Hot Ralston with Croissants. The ballad has recently been forwarded
to the editors of Dogs Daily Wear:
When it's Roundup Time in Baghdad,
Then you surely will agree,
That this Warm Up, Build Up War Game
Gives You Cowboy Energy.
It's Delicious and Surreptitious,
From the Texas Oil Retreat,
Take a Tip from G.
Osama must see,
Our War Games Can't Be Beat !!