As
a service to our faithful readers, Dogs Daily Wear occasionally and only
after extensive reviews with focus groups, will issue the highly prized Dogs
Daily Wear Seal of Approval for fashions and products.
For the first time in the history of Dogs Daily Wear, the
editor and staff of DDW is pleased to announce that the seal of approval
has been granted to not one product but to the entire line of Global Pet
Products.
The
editor and staff of DDW are particulary impressed by the car seat
shown above, which has a locking strap inside the seat and is attached to
the collar, which prohibits the user from rampaging throughout the car. It
is a must for anyone having French Brittanies. (This unruly characteristic
is said by some to be typical of the French, unless one is skilled at
negotiating with them. Unfortunately, that is definitely not true in the
case of George's hunting partner).
(As
with most products, the disclaimers are not universally applicable. It
is said that owners of French Brittanies are unwilling to share in the costs
of global policing, whereas English Setter or English Springer Spaniel
owners are known to be generous to the cleaning or policing staffs of
motels. It is for this reason that the Motel Owners Association is pleased
to also encourage aggressive sales efforts of Global Pet Products to French
Brittany owners.)
The
remarkably well designed pet wheeler is designed to transport
the French Brittany from their SUV into the motel, without tracking up the
entire hallway. It is particularly well adapted to transport wet, muddy or
unpleasant smelling French Brittanies from the SUV to the motel room during
inclement weather. (Once in the room, one or several of the dogs will jump
up on the beds, leaving the floor clean.) In the case of other, well behaved
dogs, Global Pet Products has a convertible bed that is attractive and
comfortable.
It is apparent that these products will immensely improve
the conditions in the automobile of George's hunting partner, to keep his
partners' unruly French Brittanies under a semblance of control.
(The awarding
of the DDW seal of approval in this case is in keeping with the manner
in which our government awards contracts for the
rebuilding of countries destroyed by our war efforts. As the assistant
to the editor of DDW, George, is now a sales representative for a company
distributing
Global Pet Products, so our country's Vice President was formerly president
of Halliburton, just announced as one of the only 3 companies approved
for the rebuilding of Iraq.)
